Monday, December 29, 2008

gingerbread crackhouse

It's Christmastime, and you know what THAT means? Right! It's time to make the Gingerbread Crackhouse!!

It started a few years ago when my nieces came to visit us one Christmas. You remember them? The juvenile delinquents who used magnetic poetry to create truly... ummm.... "gritty" pieces of Frigidair Free Association? This Amana Art included such pieces of refrigerator rhyming as "The sordid drooling man with the enormous sausage," and "screaming with madness smear waxy purple blood on my raw ass." Yes, THOSE nieces.

So it shouldn't come as a surprise to you that the Gingerbread Crackhouse has been hugely anticipated by all three of them. (okay, and by us, too) In the weeks before we arrived in Texas, the ideas and plans had been blossoming. It was as if each of the Twelve Days of Christmas brought another idea about gingerbread man dismemberment, which food coloring might work best to give an appearance of blood, or the best way to create track marks on a cookie.

The ultimate results are quite impressive. Perhaps they'll let my nieces out of custody in time for next Christmas!

Note the dead body dumped in the dumpster.
From Mark and Heather's World


The actual crackhouse, complete with someone climbing onto the roof, prostitute outside the front door, and misspelling of the warning: "Tresspasors wills bee shoot."
From Mark and Heather's World


Pimp, with stylish cane (candy cane, that is)
From Mark and Heather's World


Things get a little out of hand....
From Mark and Heather's World



Prostitute with a black eye. The item in her left hand appears to be a small screwdriver, but in reality it's her heroin needle.
From Mark and Heather's World



Pimp Mobile
From Mark and Heather's World

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Book Club: The Exception



This month we read The Exception by Christian Jungersen, a Danish author. It's a psychological/political thriller about four women who work the the Danish Center for Information on Genocide. Two of the women receive death threats by email, and they begin to suspect their co-workers. It's an interesting study of human capacity for both good and evil, with some interesting comparisons of office politics to full-scale genocides. I found it to be a compelling book, but not necessarily great literature. It made for a good discussion.

Monday, September 22, 2008

Mark on a Bike, AKA Heather's World

As you probably already know, Mark left yesterday for his bicycle trip from San Diego to Jacksonville. He's blogging about that trip at markonabike08.blogspot.com.

So, for a while, it's Heather's World, which is probably not going to be very newsworthy. I'm just busy getting settled in to my new job as a faculty physician at the University of Iowa and the Iowa City VA.

Monday, September 8, 2008

Simone's Plain and Simple

We've found a lot of great places to eat in Iowa City. However, Simone's Plain and Simple is quite different from the rest. To get there, you need to drive deep into Iowa farm country, which is not very far from where we live.

Simone Delaty is a French woman who has been living in the United States for many years. She is a retired professor who now spends much of her time during the warmer months cooking for others at her home, a ten-acre farm with spectacular views of the Iowa countryside. About once a month, she hosts a Table d'Hôte, where people can come and enjoy a delicious, family-style meal. Her table has been the subject of several magazine, TV, and radio articles, and is featured on the cover of the book A Cooks Journey: Slow Food in the Heartland by Kurt Friese.

Simone's home is comfortable and unassuming. It seems very French. We had a great time socializing and eating with several other groups of people. The menu of our evening is below. I'm sure this won't be our last visit to Simone's.

Effluves d’Automne’

Canapés et autres Amuse-gueules - Assorted Hors d’oeuvres.

‘Consommé aux tomates et à l’oseille’ - an exquisite icy cold Tomato and Sorrel Soup.

‘Coq au vin’’ - Galen’s Free Range Chicken baked in a wine sauce. Served with Grilled Potatoes and Braised Lettuce.


‘Salade de fenouil’ – Shaved Fennel Apple Salad with Fennel Purée and Mustard Seed Vinaigrette.


‘Plateau de fromages’ – an assortment of Cheeses.

‘Crème brûlée aux feuilles de pêcher’ – Peach Leaf Crème brûlée.
From Simone's

Sunday, September 7, 2008

street sign

We saw a funny street name today. I wonder if Superman lives in the neighborhood?

Monday, September 1, 2008

Frisbee Golf

Rich is visiting this weekend and we wanted to find some fun, active things to do with him... so, we went Frisbee golfing today. We've played before - you just search around in your closet until you find an old Frisbee, dust it off, and walk outside. Then you pick an object within eyesight and state that it's going to be the first hole... a fire hydrant, a tree, whatever. Eighteen holes later you're done.

Things are different here. There are two, count'em TWO, professional Frisbee golf courses here. The "holes" look like this:




Each course winds it's way through the trees, around water traps, over hills and valleys, around clumps of trees. The course was really pretty.








Before starting, we drove over to Wal-Mart to buy a couple of Frisbees. We were SHOCKED when we saw the display. There are more than fifty kinds: drivers, putters, mid-range faders, experimental driver faders, an all-around disc. And they all looked different than a normal Frisbee. They were heavier and flatter. Of course, they cost more than a regular Frisbee. We were planning on buying a couple of cheap Frisbees and ended up spending $70.00 on discs.



That's okay, we're planning on being here for a long time and when you come to visit us you can play too!

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Closing


Today we closed on our house sale in Rochester. We are no longer homeowners! We enjoyed living there, but I am very happy that we don't own it anymore. We feel very fortunate to have sold our home while the housing market is still falling. Goodbye, Rochester house!


Monday, August 25, 2008

Landlocked!

This weekend we went to the Landlocked Film Festival here in Iowa City. Film Festivals are really fun, and this one was no different. We saw 23 movies in three days (20 in two days - on Sunday we only saw three). Some of them were moderately interesting, some were good, and some were REALLY good. These are the ones we saw, with our favorites in red:

SPANISH-LANGUAGE SHORT FILMS

Estrella - an alcoholic nightclub singer and a housekeeper find they have something in common

Heroes - a documentary about a DJ who was born without arms due to thalidomide

Objects in Mirror Are Closer than They Appear - a model identifies with a street person

Made in Japan - a Spanish guy gives an excuse to his girlfriend for being late, which included a quick run to Japan to meet his real father

Porque Hay Cosas que Nunca se Olvidan - Italian kids get revenge on an old lady who punctures their soccer ball

Valkirias - a documentary about nurses. Boring. We left early.

NARRATIVE FEATURES

Cave Women on Mars -50's style sci-fi movie that fits the title exactly. Very funny!


Stash - This was a hilarious movie about a company called Discreet Removals, a business that removes porn stashes from clients' homes after they die.

The Flyboys - This won the award for best narrative feature in the festival. (justifiably) Two boys from a small town accidentally stow away aboard a Mafia airplane. You might see this movie in regular theaters soon. Starring one of the Baldwin brothers.

Who is KK Downey? - Two losers achieve fame when their novel becomes an underground sensation.

ANIMATION

Horizon Diner - a weird little cartoon about a guy who walks into a diner and experiences altered realities.


Street Musician - a Faustian story with characters that look like they came out of a Tim Burton cartoon.


NARRATIVE SHORTS

About Film Festivals - a film festival veteran gives a comedic introduction to film festivals delivered in monotone.

Bennet's Urn - An 8-year-old boy is dying and asks his parents to throw a going-away party.

Expendable - A temp gets a job as an anonymous henchmen in an evil corporation, only to encounter a British Secret Service agent


Gangster's Crib - A crime boss regresses back to childhood.

Spoonfed - A day in the life of a cafe spoon.

Sympathetic Details - An assassin has a crisis of conscience and tries to leave the business.

The Knuggle Incident - A spoof on the Snuggle bear commercials, in which the bear is murdered after ruining somebody's laundry.

The Perfect Mark - Con men target an elderly widow, but find that she has the upper hand.

DOCUMENTARY SHORTS

Looking for Ms. Locklear - Two best friends go on an adventure looking for their first grade teacher, who introduced them 20 years ago. Well, not exactly "introduced" - she held both of them out of recess on their first day of school.

This American Gothic - a story of Eldon, Iowa (pop. 987) and the most famous house in town, which is in the background of the famous Grant Wood painting "American Gothic." By the way, they're not really farmers... it's the painter's sister and his dentist.


STUDENT FILMS & VIDEOS

Jean Shorts - This collection of short movies includes one in which a nerdy guy nicknamed Billy Jean Shorts comes to terms with his fashion choices. In other stories, a game of Russian Roulette involving an automatic pistol instead of a revolver, light sabers, transformers, and an MTV "Yo Momma" contest.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Baba Ganoush

We went to the Farmer's Market a few days ago and bought a beautiful white eggplant. Tonight, I made baba ganoush for the first time! It turned out to be delicious and I am posting the recipe because I know that all of our friends and family would love to try it. Ok, maybe just Melissa. And possibly Jen.

Ingredients:
1 large eggplant
2-4 cloves garlic, minced (I like a lot of garlic, so I used 4 cloves)
2 tbsp extra-virgin olive oil
2 1/2 Tbsp lemon juice (juice of one lemon)
2 Tbsp tahini
1/2 t salt
~1/2 t paprika
dash of cumin
chopped fresh parsley if you have it - I didn't

Preparation:
1. Preheat oven to 350° F.
2. Slice eggplant in half longways. Place sliced sides down on baking sheet
3. Roast the eggplant for about 50-60 minutes, until very soft
4. Cool.
5. Scoop roasted eggplant out of skins and place in a food processor. Add remaining ingredients into the food processor. Puree.
6. Refrigerate (if you can wait that long!) Serve with toasted pita wedges.

Monday, August 18, 2008

Stuff to do after you move


  1. Access rental house through garage keypad, search unsucessfully for keys

  2. Call property manager

  3. Find keys in a place where they weren't supposed to be

  4. Unpack

  5. Find towels, soap, shampoo for shower

  6. Shop at Target

  7. Reprogram garage keypad and remotes, since a neighbor's remote is working on your garage door opener

  8. Study for boards

  9. Ride bikes

  10. Get one car registered, find out that Minnesota never issued a title for the other car

  11. Call Minnesota DMV, order title

  12. Get recycle bin from city hall

  13. Shop at Target

  14. Visit local gym, get 1 week free membership

  15. Go to Iowa DMV, wait around until your number is called, get driver's license

  16. Study for boards

  17. Ride bikes

  18. Join the New Pioneer Food Co-op

  19. More shopping at Target

  20. Study for boards

  21. Open bank account, order checks

  22. Get Iowa auto and renters insurance

  23. Cancel Minnesota auto insurance

  24. Go to police station, license dog; find out he's committed felonies in four states

  25. More shopping at Target

  26. Study for boards

  27. Go to farmer's market

  28. Study for boards

  29. Take boards

  30. Take deep breath

Friday, August 1, 2008

Moving

The movers came to the house on Tuesday to start packing for the move to Iowa City. We were ready to work, but it turned out we were just in the way, so we watched TV while they did all of the work. Three guys were able to pack up everything in the house in about 7 hours. It would have taken us weeks! All of that watching people pack made me tired! Here's me in my office.



They got the truck loaded on Wednesday, and we took a nap and loaded up the cars with stuff the movers can't take... dog, plants, propane, etc. We drove down to our new home in Iowa City and slept on the floor, waiting for our stuff to be delivered the next morning. The unpackers came on Friday and left the house in chaos, but took all of the paper and boxes away with them. There's a lot of work to do to make it feel like a home.

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Mike and Jen's Wedding

We left Rochester in time to arrive for the bridal party's 2PM mani/pedi appointment.
The rehearsal dinner was at Lambs Farm, and was hosted by Mike's parents, Jim and Pam Taylor. We had a great time!

Uncle Guy is Mike's great uncle, a spry 78-year-old man who came up to Mark at the rehearsal dinner because Mark was wearing a Wall Drug t-shirt. He chatted a few minutes then continued working the room. I think by the time the evening was over he knew, or had at least talked to, everyone in the room. A few minutes after his first visit he came by to talk to Mark again after having found out he bicycles. He told him about his 1942 Schwinn bicycle, still in perfect condition, on which he recently placed new whitewall tires. By the end of the evening, Mark had a new best friend. Uncle Guy has had to stop riding recently, though a couple of people told me that he used to sit on the handlebars facing backwards and pedal while looking over his shoulder to steer....WITHOUT A HELMET.


The wedding, the following day, was outdoors near the Marriot. The weather was perfect. Heather was a bridesmaid. After the wedding was over, Mark was standing toward the back waiting for Heather when Uncle Guy came over for a chat. After saying how nice the service was, he mentioned about one of the bridesmaids. "There was one of the bridesmaids who was really good looking... and she gave me a hug last night!" he practically giggled. He looked around, found the one, and pointed to Heather. "There she is!" "That's my wife!" I exclaimed. Then, realizing he might be embarrassed, smiled and added, "She really IS great-looking, isn't she!"




At the wedding reception we got to visit with all of our friends from Rochester one last time before going our separate ways... Sarah, Val, Joline, Matt, Stacy, Dave, Michele, Bob, Joanne, and of course, Jen and Mike. Sarah invited Uncle Guy for a dance, then Heather cut in and joined them.


It was a beautiful wedding! We wish Jen and Mike a long and happy marriage!

Thursday, July 24, 2008

The Black Hills, Mount Rushmore, Wall Drug, The Badlands, and The Corn Palace

After leaving the Indognito Hotel (though we're still not admitting to having stayed there), we drove the rest of the way to the Black Hills. It was beautiful even before we got to the "pretty" area. When we arrived in Custer we went straight to the hotel to see if they would let us check in early. Although it was really early (10:30) they still let us have a room. At this time of year everything is sold out so we had made reservations a while back. (and had checked www.petfriendlyhotels.com to make sure they would take pets)

After dropping off our stuff we grabbed something to eat and headed off to see the sights. We started off by going to Custer State Park and driving the Wildlife Loop. The gentleman who took our money at the entrance gate was visibly excited about the number of buffalo we were going to be seeing, and told us where they were. He also told us about the burros. We didn't see any buffalo during the 18-mile route, or at least none that could seen with the naked eye, but it was very nice nonetheless. We did see a number of antelope, deer, and prairie dogs, as well as some beautiful flora.





And, of course, there were the burros.

We were expecting Ranger to go ballistic, defending us from the rabid, killer burros, but he came to an uneasy truce with them - though I don't think he liked them sticking their heads into the car.



Heather liked it even less....



<><><><><><><>

After the Wildlife Loop we drove to Mt. Rushmore. The roads which took us there were, especially at the time they were carved into the mountain, feats of wonder. They were designed so that as you go through a giant piece of rock you see Mt. Rushmore framed in the stone as you exit. We enjoyed looking at the giant faces carved into stone, but once we saw them we didn't spend much additional time looking at them.... there were other things to see.



From Rushmore we drove the Needles Highway, where there are some fantastic rock formations, and some equally amazing roads.




It was almost dark by the time we got home so we just ordered a pizza from Pizza Hut and hung out in the hotel room reading.

<><>><><><><>

The following day we left the Black Hills heading toward home.

Our first stop along the way was Wall Drug. I don't know if you've heard of Wall Drug but it has an interesting history. The town of Wall, in South Dakota, is one of the most godforsaken places you can imagine, or at least it was in 1931 when Ted Hustead bought the drugstore there. Only 326 people lived there, and it was during the Depression so NO one had any money. He had received some money from his father's inheritance and decided to give it five years to see if they could make it work. After four and a half years they were no better off, and had a couple of kids to feed. Then Dorothy, Ted's wife, came up with the idea of putting out signs along the highway advertising free ice water.

The first signs were scattered along the road like the old Burma Shave placards: "Get a soda . . . Get a root beer . . . Turn the next corner . . . Just as near . . . to Highway 16 & 14 . . . Free Ice Water . . . Wall Drug.

By the time he got back, the store was already filling up with people. In addition to getting the free ice water, people were buying ice cream and other items. The following summer the Husteads had to hire eight girls to help out because they were so busy.

Now, Wall Drug brings in up to twenty thousand people a day, and the interesting thing about it is that it's still a godforsaken place. There is absolutely nothing there other than Wall Drug, which has grown simply because of the tourists.



You can see the Wall Drug signs for miles and miles before your arrival. Now, people have begun to place Wall Drug signs all over the world, even the South Pole.




<><><><><><><><>

As we were leaving Wall Drug we realized how close we were to the Badlands, so we decided to make a detour to see it.









Unfortunately, the pictures don't do the scenery justice. We later learned that it was more green (for this late in the summer) than it has been in the last ten years.

In spite of the dangers we experienced in this part of the country, we managed to survive....





<><><><><><><><><>

Our last stop for the day was the Corn Palace in Mitchell, SD. As its name illustrates, it's a palace.... made of corn.



It was built 75 years ago, and has been redecorated annually. The inside has giant murals made of corn, but those aren't changed each year. Like Wall Drug, there really isn't much else to bring people into town other than the Corn Palace. We spent about half an hour inside then climbed back into our car and headed home.