Sunday, July 27, 2008

Mike and Jen's Wedding

We left Rochester in time to arrive for the bridal party's 2PM mani/pedi appointment.
The rehearsal dinner was at Lambs Farm, and was hosted by Mike's parents, Jim and Pam Taylor. We had a great time!

Uncle Guy is Mike's great uncle, a spry 78-year-old man who came up to Mark at the rehearsal dinner because Mark was wearing a Wall Drug t-shirt. He chatted a few minutes then continued working the room. I think by the time the evening was over he knew, or had at least talked to, everyone in the room. A few minutes after his first visit he came by to talk to Mark again after having found out he bicycles. He told him about his 1942 Schwinn bicycle, still in perfect condition, on which he recently placed new whitewall tires. By the end of the evening, Mark had a new best friend. Uncle Guy has had to stop riding recently, though a couple of people told me that he used to sit on the handlebars facing backwards and pedal while looking over his shoulder to steer....WITHOUT A HELMET.


The wedding, the following day, was outdoors near the Marriot. The weather was perfect. Heather was a bridesmaid. After the wedding was over, Mark was standing toward the back waiting for Heather when Uncle Guy came over for a chat. After saying how nice the service was, he mentioned about one of the bridesmaids. "There was one of the bridesmaids who was really good looking... and she gave me a hug last night!" he practically giggled. He looked around, found the one, and pointed to Heather. "There she is!" "That's my wife!" I exclaimed. Then, realizing he might be embarrassed, smiled and added, "She really IS great-looking, isn't she!"




At the wedding reception we got to visit with all of our friends from Rochester one last time before going our separate ways... Sarah, Val, Joline, Matt, Stacy, Dave, Michele, Bob, Joanne, and of course, Jen and Mike. Sarah invited Uncle Guy for a dance, then Heather cut in and joined them.


It was a beautiful wedding! We wish Jen and Mike a long and happy marriage!

Thursday, July 24, 2008

The Black Hills, Mount Rushmore, Wall Drug, The Badlands, and The Corn Palace

After leaving the Indognito Hotel (though we're still not admitting to having stayed there), we drove the rest of the way to the Black Hills. It was beautiful even before we got to the "pretty" area. When we arrived in Custer we went straight to the hotel to see if they would let us check in early. Although it was really early (10:30) they still let us have a room. At this time of year everything is sold out so we had made reservations a while back. (and had checked www.petfriendlyhotels.com to make sure they would take pets)

After dropping off our stuff we grabbed something to eat and headed off to see the sights. We started off by going to Custer State Park and driving the Wildlife Loop. The gentleman who took our money at the entrance gate was visibly excited about the number of buffalo we were going to be seeing, and told us where they were. He also told us about the burros. We didn't see any buffalo during the 18-mile route, or at least none that could seen with the naked eye, but it was very nice nonetheless. We did see a number of antelope, deer, and prairie dogs, as well as some beautiful flora.





And, of course, there were the burros.

We were expecting Ranger to go ballistic, defending us from the rabid, killer burros, but he came to an uneasy truce with them - though I don't think he liked them sticking their heads into the car.



Heather liked it even less....



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After the Wildlife Loop we drove to Mt. Rushmore. The roads which took us there were, especially at the time they were carved into the mountain, feats of wonder. They were designed so that as you go through a giant piece of rock you see Mt. Rushmore framed in the stone as you exit. We enjoyed looking at the giant faces carved into stone, but once we saw them we didn't spend much additional time looking at them.... there were other things to see.



From Rushmore we drove the Needles Highway, where there are some fantastic rock formations, and some equally amazing roads.




It was almost dark by the time we got home so we just ordered a pizza from Pizza Hut and hung out in the hotel room reading.

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The following day we left the Black Hills heading toward home.

Our first stop along the way was Wall Drug. I don't know if you've heard of Wall Drug but it has an interesting history. The town of Wall, in South Dakota, is one of the most godforsaken places you can imagine, or at least it was in 1931 when Ted Hustead bought the drugstore there. Only 326 people lived there, and it was during the Depression so NO one had any money. He had received some money from his father's inheritance and decided to give it five years to see if they could make it work. After four and a half years they were no better off, and had a couple of kids to feed. Then Dorothy, Ted's wife, came up with the idea of putting out signs along the highway advertising free ice water.

The first signs were scattered along the road like the old Burma Shave placards: "Get a soda . . . Get a root beer . . . Turn the next corner . . . Just as near . . . to Highway 16 & 14 . . . Free Ice Water . . . Wall Drug.

By the time he got back, the store was already filling up with people. In addition to getting the free ice water, people were buying ice cream and other items. The following summer the Husteads had to hire eight girls to help out because they were so busy.

Now, Wall Drug brings in up to twenty thousand people a day, and the interesting thing about it is that it's still a godforsaken place. There is absolutely nothing there other than Wall Drug, which has grown simply because of the tourists.



You can see the Wall Drug signs for miles and miles before your arrival. Now, people have begun to place Wall Drug signs all over the world, even the South Pole.




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As we were leaving Wall Drug we realized how close we were to the Badlands, so we decided to make a detour to see it.









Unfortunately, the pictures don't do the scenery justice. We later learned that it was more green (for this late in the summer) than it has been in the last ten years.

In spite of the dangers we experienced in this part of the country, we managed to survive....





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Our last stop for the day was the Corn Palace in Mitchell, SD. As its name illustrates, it's a palace.... made of corn.



It was built 75 years ago, and has been redecorated annually. The inside has giant murals made of corn, but those aren't changed each year. Like Wall Drug, there really isn't much else to bring people into town other than the Corn Palace. We spent about half an hour inside then climbed back into our car and headed home.




Monday, July 21, 2008

Indognito

What would you do if you were to arrive at midnight in Lusk, Wyoming with the family dog in the backseat of your car? What if you had previously experienced The Motel 6 Incident? What if you saw a nice Best Western motel, signed in, paid your money, then, as you're filling out the forms, casually notice that the last item you initial is a NO PETS policy, strictly enforced with a $100 fine if the policy is violated? What if the next town with a hotel was over an hour away? Of course, you would do what we did... wake up the local animal boarder and drop the dog off and pick him up in the morning.

But some people (not us!) might consider sneaking the dog into the room. The following images are an artistic interpretation of how such a crime might go down... These are not evidence of any wrong-doing on the part of Mark and/or Heather.

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Denver

We left Orem and drove to Denver where we met up with Rich and his fiancee, Colleen. After visiting with them a couple of hours we went out to eat at the Buckhorn Exchange, Denver's oldest restaurant. The decor was interesting, to say the least.... almost every expose square inch of the walls were covered with stuffed birds and animal heads. Many of the animals were quite exotic.
We were seated near the 12-foot whale's penis and just around the corner from the two-headed calf. (no I'm not making it up)

The food was somewhat different than the fare at a regular steakhouse. Amongst the four of us we had salmon, elk, quail, buffalo, and, of course, steak. We passed on the rattlesnake, ostrich, Rocky Mountain oysters, and alligator tail. All of us were pretty full by the end of our meal, but we did split a giant piece of apple pie four ways. No one left hungry.


Rich and Colleen

The whale's penis is in the top left corner.

The four of us

After spending the night, Colleen made an exceptional breakfast for us, then we took a stroll through the Golden City Park. Because the path was along the water, it felt cooler than the 98 degrees the thermometer read. Rich had knee surgery a few weeks ago and isn't yet allowed to bear weight so he had to use crutches the whole time we were there. Even so, he was a gracious host as he showed us around the area.

We had a great visit while we were there, then left that evening in an attempt to get a head start on tomorrow's drive.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Mountain Biking at Sundance

Today we drove 15 minutes up Provo Canyon to go mountain biking at Sundance Ski Resort. Strenuous, you say? Not if you take the easy way up the mountain!

Sundance has more than the famous annual Film Festival. It's also a year-round recreational and educational center founded in 1968 by Robert Redford, who wanted a name with a local Indian connotation. From the ski lift you can see his ranch on the other side of the valley.



Heather rode a borrowed bike (thanks, Brenda!) and Mark rode Scott's old bike. Yesterday, as we were sitting in Scott/Melissa's front yard, Scott showed Mark his new mountain bike. He said you can actually hit a curb perpendicularly without slowing down and you won't go over the front of the handlebars because of the new technologically advanced shocks. Mark should've known better than to trust Scott, especially after that suppository incident, but since he's not very smart he tried it... and guess what?

It worked! When Mark hit the curb it felt like he had pedaled over a pencil. The shocks were so good it felt like you were riding a rocking horse.



At the resort, we took the easy way up... the ski lift. The bikes were attached, one at a time, to the seats following ours. An employee at the top removed them for us. After that, easy street! Just grip the handlebars hard enough to crush rocks with your bare hands while, at the same time, try to keep the saddle from inserting itself into places it shouldn't go as you bump over rocks, roots, and other, less fortunate bikers from previous years. You should probably brake for part of the way down (I did, but ONLY for the downhill part), but, under NO circumstances should you blink during the sixty minutes you bolt down the mountainside.



Overall it was really enjoyable, though I feel like I'm cheating if I go down without first pedaling up.

I'm sure I'll get over it.













Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Irrigation

Following a Yergensen family tradition, Scott brought the kids over to Grandpa's house for irrigation day. They played in the water for a while. Ethan went to work in the garden, doing the summer harvest. He loves strawberries.